Things I Think about While Running

There was an article online that talked about what runners think about while they run. It was pretty accurate, so if you read it too, some of these might sound familiar! Here's what ran through my head this morning:

1. What am I going to eat for breakfast? Pizza from Casey's? A brownie? Mcdonald's breakfast sandwich? I don't even eat at McDonald's ever, but that kind of sounds good. I could stop somewhere on the way to work. I don't have any peanut butter. Ok, fruit and yogurt it is.

2. What if I won the lottery? What would I spend it on? I would totally quit my job, call my sister and go to Disney World. Actually, I wouldn't want anyone to know that I won. Maybe I'd have to still work for a while. We'd have to move so no one could find us. My next house is going to have a pool. Oh, look at that house. I could live there!

3. I love this song. I hate this song. I hate all the songs. Music is annoying. I love this song!

4. Holy crap! I need to do that thing at work! Gotta remember. Do that thing. Do that thing. Do that thing. There, now I'll remember. Oh, look, a purple car! 

5. Burst of speed! 

6. Is that guy in that car looking at me? I am so hot. Look at me run. Oh look, Mini Van needs to learn to run like me! I am awesome. I rock. Everyone wants me. WHOA! I almost tripped.

7. When I run my next half marathon, I'll have to run more than twice this far. I feel good. I could totally do it. I could totally run it right now. I should sign up for a marathon. No, I feel tired and my legs hurt. I should eat ice cream and watch a TV marathon.

8. I'd rather be watching Doctor Who. 

9. Oh look, is that a dollar?! Nope, garbage. 

10. Why are there so many gas stations? I want to stop and get a soda. You gave up soda. I deserve a soda. Why is it so hard to stop drinking soda? I want ALL THE SODA. PEPSI!!!!!!

And then I turned off my street and started my run...

What do you think about when you exercise (besides not dying)??